we are all born mad. some remain so.

ARGHHHHHH!!! Drama Box is looking for actors for school tours in 2005!!!! The group audition is on 22nd October!!!!! I HATE THISSSSSSSSS I CANT GOOOOOOO....

THIS SUCKKKKSSSSSSS!!!! ITS KILLING ME.

seriously. exams are so dreadful they just obstruct EVERYTHING else in your life!

well after the male intervention about the matter (see blog entry below) I just realised i SO NEED a boyfriend. YES im so utterly desperate for real REAL love now im globally interviewing any guy who's interested. I feel like a librarian waiting for an overdue book.

IM SICK AND TIRED OF SHARING OR ADMIRING. I WANT MY OWN.

please send in your particulars. they should include the following:

1. Your name (any name is fine, i'll be calling you 'darling' anyway)
2. Your birthdate (make sure u arent more than a year younger than me)
3. Your nationality (as long as you aren't from Timbuktu, you're considered)
4. Your height (the length from the tip of yr hair to your feet. if you have spiked hair, you'll have to maintain the hairstyle for the rest of your life)
5. Your weight (you should be huge enough to cover me, if not, lean)
6. Your fluent languages (english is sufficient. chinese would be desirable. if you can speak fluent SINGLISH its a bonus)
7. Your hobbies (i'll see if it matches mine)
8. Your favourite music/instruments you play (u must have a fabulous taste for music, and dont fake it if you dont know the instrument, i've tried faking and got humiliated b4)
9. Your threshold for my voice level (in decibels please)
10. A recent photo and a tape of you reciting the poem Love's Philosophy by Percy Bysshe Shelley (my favourite love poem) for your convenience i hereby type it
    
    The fountains mingle with the river
    And the rivers with the ocean,
    The winds of Heaven mix for ever
    With a sweet emotion;
    Nothing in the world is single,
    All things by a law divine
    In one spirit meet and mingle -
    Why not I with thine?
    
    See the mountains kiss high Heaven
    And the waves clasp one another;
    No sister-flower would be forgiven
    If it disdained its brother;
    And the sunlight clasps the earth,
    And the moonbeams kiss the sea -
    What are all these kissings worth
    If thou kiss not me?

remember you are reading the blog of the most desireable wife of the whole universe so DONT MESS AROUND WITH ME.