how do i begin to express how i feel right now? after reading so many girls' blogs, i realise i seriously differ from the typical "girl".

1.i haf absolutely NO desire to get a nice gown and look ravishing in front of other girls on grad night.

2.i haf stopped complaining abt how fat i look and lamenting abt how much i wanna look like kyoko fuckada.

3.i haf stopped bothering to get rid of my ugly eyebags, using my specs to cover it.

4.i dunno where my contact lens are.

5.i prefer guys' talk than girls' talk.

6.ive become more and more horny.

7.im acting totally lesbian wif qianyi. wif her clinging onto me.

8.mom said i dun care how i look already. MOM.

conclusion: im turning into a guy!!!!!!

forbidden city was great. the costumes, makeup, props, lightings, actors, almost everything.
the only thing was that the whole concept is much too westernised. and kit chan could improve on her acting... but the feelings were very much there when she was singing... i guess thats the problem of a singer acting. when yu sing and act, theres a sharp contrast in stage confidence level after yu finish a song.

then again, if huiguan can haf such a budget and full time devotion, im sure we are capable of coming up with something just as nice... ok. maybe something almost as nice. ah. yes.

these few days haf been too busy sleeping, having fun, slacking, stoning, playing daidee or chatting to blog. on some instances, when i actually start typing, i hang down there, hoping wadever that i wanna write can appear on the screen without me typing. i guess that'll happen only in the year 3000.

lets see. after my last paper(PC) on thursday, went wif suz to make a police report of my supposedly "lost" NKF donation card. after the comic scene that suz had on the bus, and after wandering aimlessly around the blocks that were undergoing construction, finally reached the ulu police post.

policeman: (types in the database) so, where's the location of loss of card?
me: "urm... at home?"
policeman: (stops, turns to me) at home?
me: "urm.. yah. at home."

and after series of blunders and comedy with the amused policeman (no, he's not good looking, damn!) finally left the place only to realise that rain was everywhere. then we went back sch to hand in the form, den...
-went tampines mall to meet xp and hy for the cake and the sparkling juice
-went to pebblebay shore park (or wadever its called) and walked long way to the pool party
-shifu bbqing alone while the rest slacking under the shade
-ate, cut cake, took foto, left
-walked ard parkway
-went to eat five star chicken rice, hahaha... (dun worry suz, its once in a lifetime yo!)
-home

friday:
-woke up late
-reached bugis at 1pm to buy qianyi's topshop purse
-met qianyi at bugis 1.15pm
-squeezed in bugis village to find necklace
-no necklace
-went to cine to makan
-went heeren to pierce her naval
-walked around aimlessly with her exclaiming
-finally chased her away
-met kok
-tried to seduce qianyi's cousin in flash and splash
-still no discount
-went citylink
-bought hot pink roxy bikini for her
-home

ok... its time to go to meet grace and her sister to watch forbidden city... ah. this is life. before results are out. damn.

btw, this is the hottest thing alive in my list, devon aoki.

"Hello Hermione!" he said, smiling at her.
"Oh hi Harry." she replied, having no clue on whatsoever that was going on within the biological structure of her friend Harry.
"We've know each other for what, 6 years?" Harry said as he sat next to her in the cold common room.

It was usually empty at this time of the day. Much to his delight.

"Why of course Harry!' she replied uncomfortably, realising Harry was staring at her in an unsual manner.
"So I was thinking," Harry said as he edged closer to his childhood friend who had now blossmed into a rather beautiful woman.
"how is it that you and I never ever gone out before..with you...you know' Harry answered smiling at Hermione as he scaned her nubile body.
"You know what?" she said, feeling extremely irritated with Harry who is now practically sitting next to her.
"Well... you're so beautiful and all," he said as he looked at her with his green eyes.
"Oh Harry that's so sweet!"
"Of course! I'm Harry Potter"
"Well I need to finish my potions essay so if you.."
"You can do that later!" he exclaimed.

With the flick of the wrist, the parchment went flying across the room onto the floor.

"Harry!' Hermione cried. "What on earth are you doing?"
"Getting to know you better," he said. "It seems like I barely know you now," he continued as he slowly placed his hand on her thigh, rubbing his hand around her thigh in circles.

"Harry... please..."
"Hush darling..."
"HARRY NO."
"Come on girl."
"NO HARRY NOOO!"
"Aww come on. Do you wanna be the oldest virgin in Hogwarts?"
"NO Harry stop it!" she cried.
"Come on Hermione. It's not like I've never seen the way you look at me during quidditch trainings."
"No HARRY STOP it!"

But her cries were futile.

As Harry managed to pin Hermonie down,
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?" a familiar voice rang.
Harry turned around. It was Ron.
"HARRY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"Nothing Ron. Me and Hermione are just gonna do a lil' bit of self magic. Now if you'll excuse us..."
"HELP ME RON!" Hermione pleaded as she continued struggling to wrestle her way out of Harry's grasp.
"WHAT THE... HARRY.. WHAT ARE YOU..." Ron spoke as he stared at his two good friends.

Secretly, he too, felt a rush of adrenaline as he stared at the scene unfolding before him. There was this strong sense of justice in him to go help Hermione but somehow he felt rooted to the ground.

"Come on Ron... we can do this together if you want."
"YOU'RE SICK POTTER" she cried.
"SHUT UP BITCH."
"RON HELP ME!"

These were the words that continued flowing into Rons ears as he stood rooted to the ground.
"RON PLEASE... PLEASE RON. OH GOD!"
"Come on Ron. I know how you feel about Hermione. THIS IS YOUR BEST CHANCE!"
"HARRY PLEASE OH GOD STOP HARRY" she cried as a riping sound echoed off the walls of Gryffindor. Harry had managed to tear Hermione's blouse. With an evil laugh, he soon faced Ron shouting,
"COME ON RON! JOIN ME"
"NEVER!" Ron cried as he rushed towards Harry with his wand.

"NIRBY-IS-A-HOE!" he cried as he pointed the weapon towards Harry. A bright spark soon came flying off the wand hitting Harry straight in the chest, sending harry flying across the room.
"Oof!"

"OH RON THANK YOU!" Hermione cried as tears continued streaming down her eyes.
"Er. no problem," he replied as his eyes stared at Hermione's bare shoulders. The shoulders that were exposed by Harry.

"you'll pay for this!" Harry snarled, revealing his wand.
"MANCHESTER-UNITED-SUCKS!" he shouted.

There was a brilliant flash followed swiftly by a man in red running towards Ron.

"GET DOWN!" Hermione shouted, waving her wand at the man.
"ORIENTAL-DELIGHT!"

The man vanished at an instant with a loud explosion.

"DAMM YOU!" Harry shouted as he raced forward in the direction of where the duo stood.
"EAT THIS!" Ron shouted, throwing a stool at Harry.

Unfortunately, the stool missed Harry completely. But it was successful in hitting the old picture that hung behind him.

"Ouch!" cried the picture.

"DAMMIT RON! FOR NIGHTS I'VE HEARD YOU PLEASURING YOURSELF AS YOU MOANED THE NAME HERMIONE! NOW SHE'S WITHIN OUR GRASP AND YOU PLAY THE GOOD GUY?"

"Is that true?" Hermione asked she looked at Ron.
"Er no. He's lying. He's raving mad!" Ron replied, not looking at Hermonie in the eye.
"YOU..." she stammered, pointing at Ron.
"YOU'RE ALL ALIKE!"
"DAMMIT RON. YOU SEE. WHAT'S THE USE OF BEING THE GOOD GUY? I SAY WE TAKE HER!"
"SHUT UP!" He roared at Harry before giving Hermione an apologetic look.
"I'm sorry Hermione. But... I... I... I like you and you're so beautiful and all..."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP YOU" she cried, covering her ears.
"DAMMIT RON! CAN'T YOU SEE..."
"SHUT UP POTTER!"
"DAMN YOU WEASLEY!"
"FUCK YOU POTTER!"
"FUCK HER, WEASLEY! WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE? I'M HARRY POTTER DAMMIT!"

"NOOO!" Ron cried, seizing the candle stand that stood upon the table before charging towards Harry.
"You'll go no where near my Hermy!" he growled.

"OOO. MY Hermy now, issit?"
"STOP IT!"
"STAY OUT OF THIS, HERMIONE! I'LL FINISH OFF THIS ASS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW!"
"AWW COME ON RON. She wants a part of the action!"
"THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF ME!" Hermione cried. "AND SO IT SHALL END WITH ME!"

Raising her wand, she cried out "Pirtsemerab!"

Darkness soon engulfed the room followed by the screams of Hermione.
"NOOO! HERMIONE! NOOOOOO!" Ron screamed.
"CLEAN AND CLEAR!" he shouted.

The darkness cleared at once but no Hermione. Feeling a sense of loss he sank to his knees as tears began to roll down his cheeks.
"Hermione..." he muttered.

That was when he discovered Harry was staring at something. It had to be something big because he had never seen Harry staring in such a bewildered manner.
He turn and to his horror there hermonie stood. NAKED.

"Hermione..." said Ron with his eyes fixed on his childhood friend.

"Awww come on Ron. You're always saying she's so uptight. Why not loosen her up!"
"YOU FUCK!" shouted Ron, and he grabbed a broken piece of glass, giving a swipe at Harry.

-WILL HARRY DIE?-
-WILL RON THE UNDERDOG WIN?-
-WILL DUMBLEDORE JOIN IN THE SEXUAL FUN?-
-IS MCGONAGALL A VIRGIN?-
-WILL HERMONIE GET LAID EVENTUALLY?-

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF:

THE MAGIC OF SEX

disclaimer: it is important to note that the following text is NOT written by me, and the author prefers to remain anonymous. any similarities to anything in existence is purely coincidental, dead or living. this text is also strictly copyrighted. thank you.

wow. i feel seriously exhausted and taxed after these few days...

everything looks fine. except that the teachers arent giving me any dirty nor friendly looks. lets put it in another way. they are AVOIDING me. i feel so dead... like a sense of foreboding...

i wonder why. i still haf this gothic feeling. tot of another song... i love it. esp the heart bleeding part...

love song for a vampire- annie lennox

come into these arms again
and lay your body down
the rhythm of this trembling heart
is beating like a drum

it beats for you, it bleeds for you
it know not how it sound
for it is the drum of drums
it is the song of songs

once i had rarest rose
that ever deigned to bloom.
cruel winter chilled the bud
and stole my flower too soon.

oh loneliness, oh hopelessness
to search the ends of time
for there is in all the world
no greater love than mine.

love, oh love, oh love
still falls the rain (still falls the rain)
love, oh love, oh, love
still falls the night
love, oh love, oh love
be mine forever (be mine forever)
love, oh love, oh love

let me be the only one
to keep you from the cold
now the floor of heaven's lain
with stars of brightest gold

they shine for you, they shine for you
they burn for all to see
come into these arms again
and set this spirit free

im a piece of shit. i slacked the WHOLE day yesterday!!! gosh, how lazy can one get!!! and this morning i just realised how much stuff i havent touch!!! damn them then!

angela, james, bram, robert... all of them are SO going to kill me tomorrow.
with my limited knowledge and hopefully a stroke of luck, i can save my paper 1...

now. i shalt invest mine time on tis seemingly impossible feat! O, all stars shine thy torch for mee!
lets pray my eyes wun bludge out after reading ALL the notes by tomorrow.

preparing to get myself into the gothic mood, hahaha...

space- female of the species

a thousand thundering thrills await me
facing insurmountable odds greatly
the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
hock shock horror horror, shock shock horror!
i'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force!
the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

oh, she deals in witchcraft and
one kiss and im zapped. oh
how can heaven hold a place for me
when a girl like you has cast her spell on me?
oh, how can heaven hold a place for me
when a girl like you has cast her spell on me?

Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you
Jekyll and Hyde join the back of the queue
the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
for she wants to conquer the world completely
but first she'll conquer me discreetly
the female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

"there used to be a greying tower alone on the sea. yu became the light on the dark side of me. and now that your rose is in bloom, a light hits the gloom on the grey."

doom doom doom... i dun wanna do badly for math... pls...

my GP topic: consider the importance of humour. SHIT!!!!!!! WTF did i do that qtn!!!!!

"swing swing swing from the tangles of... my heart is crushed by a former love..."

i stare at my books and wonder why im doing all these.

who's gonna be there 10 years down the road asking yu to integrate y=xlnx by parts?
who's gonna be there 15 years down the road asking yu to tell them that wind erosion in deserts occur only below 1m ?
who's gonna be there 20 years down the road asking yu to analyse a poem by some guy who has died bi-zillion years ago?

but every year everyone studies everything. all slog through all this shit. and im just gonna be another one of them.

nuff said. today's paper was full of careless mistakes. now to see how more ugly i'll die for the rest of the papers...

with any luck, i'll look like this at the end of the year.

i walked.

i saw this old man... very neatly dressed in a nicely pressed long sleeved shirt, typical singaporean old man black pants, with a black umbrealla for a walking stick... hobbled into the bushes...

i wondered what he was doing... probably some senile uncle... but no. he strolled amongst the bushes... and stopped at a tree. and lowered his head... and started to do what i deem as a silent prayer...

its kinda stunning for a moment... and then i was touched... i dunno why. it was just so overwhelming.

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"before you enjoy the beauty of the rainbow, you have to learn to embrace the rain."

for teachers' day celebration, the family went fish and co. one seafood platter for 2, one salmon dish, and one new corbia dish.
at last for once, the whole family gets to go out to makan nicely without conflicts.

mugging haf to start now... or else yu guys will see me in tj next year.