i know there's always weird suggestive spam emails that everyone get...
but today's one really cracked me up:



WTF!!!

thank you for ending the mess you created. at least you do have some 良心 left in you, no matter how little. let us all pray for forgiveness! and shall we just seek perfection like God to love, to melt your cold cold hearts.

this has gotta be the worst joke to play on anyone.
remember, what goes around comes around.
better watch your back, you never know when a tight slap will land on your pussyface.