yes after common tests i can rest for the time being... hallelujah!

if you go here you'll see the funny column where this comic artist from australia, SEV, draws parody comics. which ive nabbed some to paste here a few weeks ago. i've tried, for the first time, sending my punchline in for voting. apparently i wasnt chosen. if you can see from this, the punchline with my tiny name there i've sent only got a rating of 2. well. at least it didnt score a 0. which means globally, my comical sense exists. yes.

MY MATT (rosy cheeks) ROGERS!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

i propose that singapore alter the laws.

1.underage sex should be at 13.

2.rape should be valid only when the whole process is recorded in VHS tapes.

3.contraception should be banned like chewing gums.

4.abortion should be a crime. no choice.

5.female citizens must attend annual fetility checkups and those who fail to do so will be jailed until the next checkup. those who fail the test will also be jailed until the president's pardon is received.

6.female citizens must have at least 3 children in their lifetime. those who fail to do so will be sentenced to life imprisonment while forced to have sex in jail until they are pregnant. or they will receive 24 strokes of the cane or both.

7.R(A) movies that contain sex should be re-rated as G.

money will no longer be an issue since it doesnt attract enough couples to have children. if the proposed is passed and if it keeps up, i say in around 5 years time we'll cease to be an aging society.

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common test... UGH. GP was ARGHHH. overall is ARGHGHDSFHAIOBDVOAIGHWIRGIN VANOIAPWHOIFHW. today was math and i just keep my fingers crossed. saw jeba$ today. she gave me the ERK! its you! look. UGGHH.

i need sleep... zzzz. and telly. can somebody tell me how to study for human geog?

so tomorrow is my first paper for march common test. im truly SICK AND TIRED of studying. its ALL the same things! no ive not mastered the whole shit, but im really SIANZ!!!! zzz.

dont care, im watching AI later for clay aiken.

wow this site has really nice pics! (at the expense of my bandwidth)

Your a Magical Angel!Out of all the angels, you are
the one most afflicted with magic. You can do
many enchantments as well as sorcery. You cant
do black magic, because even though your not so
"pure" your still an angel. A very
kind and curious one at that. Magical Angels
are always very easy-going with humans, but
intrestingly enough, like to expirement with
them with their spells.


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yes, lord of the rings won 11 oscars. come to think about it, i cant figure out how the hell titanic got 11 oscars. i dont believe leonard di caprio has such attraction that weighs more than earth's gravitational pull itself. neither do i tink kate winslet's censored boobs were any incentive. sure the set was huge, like 3quads the real thing, and the setting was grand and all, but you gotta admit, the story really sucked. i fell asleep watching it. so why did it match the record of 11 golden naked men with swords remains a mystery to me.

so the A level results cometh tomorrow. i feel really relieved im not part of this year's panic crew.

but then again, it is much better than going through a boring shit, wasting one year of my youth and talent caged in a hellish bird shit environment with inhumane PE teachers, unempathetic tutors who obtained masters in sacarsm and specialising in putting kids down, and a highly creative principal who came up with kronos, the grand corner dedicated to the school's history, numerous publicity stunts including bringing dogs to school to scare muslim students, standing on yr lexus doing the mariah carey thing minus looks, boobs and voice (oh, isnt that everything?) instead of spending the monetary resources for student welfare. and not to mention a impending change of school name from Temasek Junior College to Temasek Academy. i guess the only thing that i love about my 3 years is the polo t-shirt that took over the school blouse.

i realised i've just about summed up my life in tj regarding the people on the higher end.