we are all born mad. some remain so.

Perez Hilton is fucking funny. and YES i say fucking funny because he never fails to crack me up with his "private" jokes i.e. if you have been following tabloids of a particular celebrity, he usually refers back to them when he starts blabbering on her/his latest news.

For example:

Brad Pitt buys more children land



Time to expand!

Sources say that Brad Pitt has bought the adjacent home to his own in Loz Feliz for $1.1 million to expand his property. The 3,232-square-foot, 1920’s key-shaped home has a 0.25 acre lot and boasts a stone fireplace, a huge main room, a bonus room,a bar and a secret cave.

Secret cave? Was Bruce Wayne the previous tenant?!

We couldn't imagine what he would need with MORE space, considering that he already has a five bedroom, 5,760-square-foot house, with an adjoining 1,653-square- foot house, a 1,307-square-foot strip of vacant land, and yet another a 1,534-square-foot house.

Hopefully, it isn't to accommodate MORE children!!! Haven't you had enough, Angelina?