we are all born mad. some remain so.

NOOO!!! me heart has just shattered to a bi-zillion pieces cos of THIS!

DANCERS! dancers are brainless and shittified! they are dumb like kate bosworth! FAREWELL royal scottish academy of music and drama! it has just been struck OFF the list leaving guildhall the only place to go.

why are all the best guys living on earth smitten by brainless women!

i shall die a spinster.