we are all born mad. some remain so.

yes i know, i know. the rest of the world out there haf probably scribbled all abt grad nite a few days ago. and im going to do just that but its gonna be a real summarised thingy. pardon me but im lazy and haf a bad sense of time. (yes that explains why im always late for sch)

2nd dec-grad nite ball part 1

10am: woke up, slacked.
11am: quick shower.
12.30pm: out from quick shower.
1pm: i confirm wif sueann and co. abt hotel admin thingy.
2pm: sister reluctantly switches off comp to help me wif make up.
2.10pm: sister starts wif the mascara.
2.30pm: half of my eyelashes are out, mascara still not put on properly.
2.31pm: mom come barges in after onlooking for half an hour.
2.45pm: kokhead called and offered to take cab wif me down to ritz.
2.46pm: i decline and silently swear to myself.
2.47pm: i put the phone down and close to tears.
3pm: eyes done.
3.05pm: mom comments abt the mountain of zits on my face.
3.06pm: i am pissed.
3.30pm: mom starts to mess ard wif my hair.
3.31pm: mom decides combing my hair wif side parting will do.
3.32pm: mom sprays a tonne of unknown gas into my hair.
3.40pm: hair resembles wig.
4pm: i leave for ritz wif sister.
4.01pm: i complain that its drizzling.
4:01:05pm: sister argues with me.
4.02pm: we take 700 to PS.
4.45pm: we reach PS.
4.46pm: we are happy carrefour was closed for the day.
4.50pm: we go into PS to buy face wipes for make up removal in watsons and safety pins from spotlight.
5pm: taxi stand is moderately full.
5.10pm: i noticed TCS actress fang hui, the one acting as mom in the stupid chinese comedy don't worry be happy.
5.20pm: im worried and not happy. taxi traffic is slow.
5.21pm: i got on taxi wif sister.
5.30pm: reach ritz.
5.35pm: shifu comes down to pick me to the room.
5.40pm: shifu jumps on the bed like a 5 yr old kid.
5.42pm: amandaZ parades around with the bathing robe on and acts slutty.
5.45pm: sueann's auntie sent us a tray of dim sum and fruits. soon kuey never tasted so great.
5.50pm: i messed up the tray. TOTALLY unglam.
5.58pm: we take silly video cam.
6.10pm: we flick on TV. watched previews of R(A) movies.
6.20pm: nicole anne arrives with a beautiful green dress and great make up and impressive self deco-ed hair.
7pm: we start to do make up (touch up for me) and get dressed.
7.05pm: i take out ironing board and iron for fun wif the help of shifu.
7.10pm: des and russ and aaron arrives.
7.15pm: noticed a card on the tray that writes "pls contact us by extension 401 so we can clear yr tray for u" and keeps a mental note to myself to do so.
7.16pm: i used the card to slot in place of the key tag to activate the aircon and lights.
7.20pm: we start to panic upon realising lack of time.
7.25pm: we leave room.

ok. mom's screaming at me to go bathe. i'll update part 2 later.