we are all born mad. some remain so.

ARGH! im sooo NOT happy!!!
the insides of my mouth has currently swelled to the max!!! its like having 2 tongues inside my mouth!
thanks kingkee. for brightening up my pathetic day on 38 today... hahaha... and to your question, yes. no doubt yu're entertaining, i'll admit my dear.
BUT there was this irritating indian man who sat beside me on the bus ono my dreadful journey home just now... this was wad happened: (take note my mouth was and IS swelling!!!)

indian: erm. (pokes me) hey girl! (holding on to classified ads)
me: hmm??!! (muffled, cos of swelling)
indian: can yu use yr handphone and help me call this number? (pointing to 2 numbers of a column) cos i no phone la. can help me ask for the address?
me: ( but manages to act obliged) erm... (takes out hp) orh...
indian: AH! this number! (points eagerly at the newspaper)
me: (punches number, turn to indian, abt to burst, bcomes desperate cos mouth pain) *pleading tone* why dun yu call the person yrself? (shoves pone over to indian)
indian: (laffs) eh, no need la! yu call can already. dun need me.
me: (, calls the number) hello? are yu looking for delivery assistants?
man: arh?
me: are yu looking for delivery assistants? (mouth pain²)
man: ARHHH??
me: are yu looking for delivery assistants? (mouth pain³!!!)
man: ARHHH??
me: () are yu looking for de-li-ve-ry assistants?!?!?!?!?!?!
man: oh. ya. must haf number 4 liscence.
me: (turn and ask indian) do you haf number 4 liscence?
indian: ya!!! i number 3 and 4 both.....
me: (turn back to hp) ya.
man: oh. call tomorrow. (hangs up)

me: he hanged up.
indian: ohh! call the other number!

me: (calls. too tired to argue) hello? are yu looking for a delivery assistant?
woman: huh? ya. (impatient)
me: may i haf...
woman: (psychic!) shaw towers. 13- (muffle)
me: 13- wad??
woman: 13- (muffle)
me: 13-wad???
woman: 13-03!!!!!
me: ooh! okok... b...
woman: (hangs up)

this is the first time in my 5 years moved to the new house (not that new anymore) that got pasar malam... why am i so NOT happy???!!
cant wait to be well again... amanda!!! we can...